These should be in a dictionary.

ADULT/ADULTO:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOUR/SALÃO DE CABELEIREIRO:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL/CANIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS/GALINHAS:
The only animals you eat before they are born
and after they are dead.

 COMMITTEE/COMITÊ:
 A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST/POEIRA:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST/EGOÍSTA:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF/LENÇO:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION/INFLAÇÃO:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO/MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN/PASSA:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET/SEGREDO:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON/ESQUELETO:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE/DOR DE DENTE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW/AMANHÃ:
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

YAWN/BOCEJO:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
 

WRINKLES/RUGAS:
Something other people have, similar to my character lines.

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